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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardest part of telling a good gay joke? Keeping a straight face"
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"Me: Show me a pan that didn't get clean the first time and I will show you a pan that needs to soak.. Wife: STOP TWEETING AND WASH THE PAN!"
"What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD? Anti-biotics"
"When everyone is sharing the jokes of the day on Facebook but... You already reddit"
"Every day the cat climbs a six-foot glass-block wall and watches my wife shower. She thinks it's cute. I do it once and I'm creepy."
"What's the difference between Pussy and Parsley? Nobody eats Parsley. (said at Christmas dinner by my 100 year old great Aunt)"
"What do you tell a lady with two black eyes? Nothing, You already told her twice."
"What's the slowest, most painful way to kill yourself? Get married."
"Wife: Why do you go...... Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing. Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you."
"Cowboys are in the playoffs and gas is under $2 Is this the 90's?"