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Joke of the Day

"How is a Buddhist monk and a bumblebee alike? They are both peaceful, but when pissed off have a tendency to burn."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snowballs"

"The best thing about gay bars is that if someone turns their back to you it's not necessarily a bad thing"

"I don't always give her an orgasm, but when I do.. She spits it back at me."

"I like to finish my pelvic exam by asking the doctor 'hey, where'd your watch go?'"

"Atoms are the biggest liars in the universe... They make up everything."

"If Black Lives Matter So Much... Why Don't Their Fathers Want To Be A Part Of It?"

"Not much of a ""First Aid"" kit if it doesn't have peanut butter in it."

"A kiss makes my day Anal makes my hole weak"

"Push up bras A push-up bra is like a bag of chips. You open it up and its half empty."