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Joke of the Day

"Trump won't drop out I wonder how that makes Republicans feel, being forced to carry something ***to term***"

"An Australian soldier arrives at the front line in WW1 where he meets a British officer. The officer asks ""have come here to die too?"" The soldier replies ""No sir, I came yesterday."""

"Storm What do call if it was raining Nazis? A Heil storm"

"Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith."

"Syria is wherever the Syrians are in Europe"

"Cracked me up when I was 5, still cracks me up as an adult. Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!"

"What's the Difference Between Trump and Garbage Garbage can be thrown out"

"What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper."

"My New Year's resolutions: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count."

"What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches? Visa or Mastercard?"