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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile? A carpet."
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"Breaking News: United States is now the largest producer of salt. So Salty..."
"Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven? Cause seven eight ten."
"What's a Trump supporter's favorite topic? Hillary Clinton."
"Yo mama so fat... When she poops, her shit colides with the water and creates legible gravitional waves through space and time."
"I'm smiling. This should scare you."
"Breaking Bad is my favorite documentary about what it takes to be an entrepreneur while balancing family life."
"People have always told me, ""Shoot for the stars"" So I became a celebrity hitman"
"He thought I wore a size two. A size two?! I started laughing so hard, I spit out the donut I was eating."
"I have a friend who doesn't drink coffee, so to stay alert at work he gets a healthy amount of sleep each night. What a loser"