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Joke of the Day
"The Da Vinci Code talks a lot about it Jesus had a child... But what about the second cuming?"
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"What do ghosts use for lube? Rectoplasm..."
"Losing your spouse can be hard. But it's not impossible."
"What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Kids."
"How do you make Holy water? You boil the Hell out of it."
"I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I spotted a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, ""Morning.""He replied, ""No, just having a shit."""
"What happens if the protesters in Egypt win? They advance to the finals against Tunisia."
"What is the difference between a jew and a Christian There is no difference. I don't discriminate when I kill."
"Friend told me that on her strict new diet, she eats each meal naked in front of a mirror. I said would you like to come over for dinner?"
"*deathbed* All that time wasted. When I could have been *looks at family* getting down to this... sick... beat *dies* *widow rolls eyes*"