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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen that old movie about the KKK? I hear it's a real cult classic."

"The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least."

"What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)"

"Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces? Because it doesn't even lift."

"High schools shouldn't have school zones. If you can't cross the street by the time you're in HS you deserve to get hit."

"A newly wedded desperate soldier .. A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom, If you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days leave. :P"

"I don't find dead comedians funny Probably because they're post-humourous."

"Sexual equality in the workplace I'm all for sexual equality. That's why I allow my female staff to work longer so they can earn the same as the men."

"Is a guy eating peach halves the equivalent of a chick eating a banana? Asking for a friend... ...but hurry up, I'm almost to the checker"

"IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got."