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Joke of the Day
"Why did the psychic get fired? Because she didn't see it coming."
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"The NRA will now be arming fetuses in utero so that they can defend themselves against abortions"
"A Christian telling an atheist he is going to Hell is about as scary as a small child telling an adult they wont get any presents from Santa"
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? It scares the fuck out of the dogs."
"What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball"
"Autocorrect changed Italian to Taliban, so now I'm sure the NSA is super interested in my ricotta cheese."
"In addition to Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong, there is another character in Carl Douglas's ""Kung Fu Fighting."" Expert Tai Ming."
"I'm so poor... I just rinsed off a paper plate."
"One time I had a boss who called me while he was in the bathroom, and then he accidentally peed on himself, so sometimes good things happen."
"It is better to be on seventh heaven, rather than on the seventh month."