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Joke of the Day

"Sexual equality in the workplace I'm all for sexual equality. That's why I allow my female staff to work longer so they can earn the same as the men."

"So many fun things to say.....too many relatives on Facebook to post!!"

"What do you call a french lesbian? A tresbien"

"*steals someone's soul* *steals someone's mate* *Creates a soulmate*"

"Why men shop at Costco? Because it's a hoe sale."

"Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke? Because he didn't see the funny side to it."

"Yeah, I knew Shakespeare in college. Typical neck bard."

"How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!"

"I only shave half my face in case that I get arrested so that they will have two different side profile pictures."

"What's the difference between Santa and a jew? Santa goes down the chimney, the Jews go up."