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Joke of the Day

"A newly wedded desperate soldier .. A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom, If you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days leave. :P"

"Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle? Just cos."

"The Harshest ""Yo Mamma"" Joke... Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball... She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more."

"The Marines are a department of the Navy... The Men's Department"

"What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck? Pyrex"

"I found Zoloft delays my orgasm Ey, Jack, you late."

"My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I'm suspicious that I'm up to something i dont want myself to know about."

"Been married so long it's almost like a first date. Husband is always wondering if he's even gonna make it to 1st base."

"What's a dyslexic stoner's favorite phone brand? HTC."

"A recent survey asked 12 year old's what was their best accomplishment in 2015. 87 percent of them answered ""your mom"""