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Joke of the Day
"What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)"
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"You know it's true love when your wife farts in bed & you go in the other room & text your boyfriend ""I love you."""
"Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes."
"I lost all my pokemon cards in a housefire.. All I have now is Ash."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Chopped up and in the back of my freezer."
"How do you get your husband to eat shit? Wipe forward!"
"Idiot college called, they want there mascot back."
"i wish humans were as excited to meet each other as dogs"
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his mother in the jaw."
"COP: do you know why I pulled you over? ME: *furiously trying to swallow a mouthful of mattress tag stickers* no"