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Joke of the Day

"IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got."

"What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet? Remains to be seen."

"Who's up for some conundrum? What's the difference between a dwarf who digs for ore and an ogre who waits too long in a classy restaurant? credit: the late, great Dave Trampier"

"Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence."

"What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller? ""Curses! Foil again!"""

"okay Mary that guy just smiled at you play it cool oh my god he's coming over here play it cool play it cool HI THERE I'M WEARING TWO BRAS"

"Nothing is better than studying That's why i do nothing."

"Do you like yogurt? I bet I like it more than you. I'd put money on it. I'll come to your fucking house."

"Which is the worst hand to lose? The second one."

"Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night."