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Joke of the Day
"I don't find dead comedians funny Probably because they're post-humourous."
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"What do you call a straight Godzilla fan? Hedorahsexual"
"Glass coffins - will they catch on? Remains to be seen!"
"What do you call a corn cob on a track team? A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend."
"[at job interview] It says here that you are very hands on. Yes, sir, I am. Can you give me an example of this? *gently caresses his face*"
"Sometimes... when you cry ... no one sees your tears... sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile... But fart just one time..."
"Why do bananas get all the ladies? Because they have appeal"
"Doctor Vs Patient Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin? She's trans-parent."
"A man walks into his son's room... He warns his kid, ""Son, you need to stop masturbating, or you'll go blind!"" The boy responds, ""I'm over here, dad."""