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Joke of the Day

"High schools shouldn't have school zones. If you can't cross the street by the time you're in HS you deserve to get hit."

"I was at work trying to come up with a joke about drills bits... ...but they were all too boring."

"How do you get to Nazi Germany It's on the third right EDIT: Woah this is like my third day here front page? I feel special now."

"Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"Math proves girls are evil"

"What do you call it when a stripper gives you a free lap-dance? A pro boner."

"I'm gonna go out on a limb and declare 'Drugs' the winner of the war on drugs."

"How did Link win the basketball game for his team? He used the Hookshot!"

"TIL that semantics is a contraction of ""Semite Antics"" That's not true, I made that up just now. You are a racist."

"Physicist Frank Wilczek states that there is life on other planets... Profesor Stephen Hawking maintains his position."