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Joke of the Day
"It's very rude to not refer to the manager at Burger King as ""Your Majesty""."
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"Hey girl, are you a Marxist revolutionary? Cos I'd like you to seize control of my means of production."
"I want to watch a porn where both people scream out lengthy Starbucks drink orders when they orgasm"
"Why are all female moths lesbians? They aren't attracted to moth balls."
"Three blondes walk into a bar You would think at least one of them would have seen it."
"I can't wait till I have kids so I can drive slowly past McDonalds and tell them there's food at home when they ask for some.."
"[Cops have a warrant for my arrest] Cops: you're coming with us! *Plays the Benny Hill theme on my phone & runs away* Foot chase ensues."
"How do you annoy a Redditor? [deleted]"
"Fist bumping high fives since 94'"
"I fan speak a little French I'd like to bon appetit (bone a petite) Edit: can not fan"