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Joke of the Day
"I fan speak a little French I'd like to bon appetit (bone a petite) Edit: can not fan"
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"Someone asked me why all of my Instagram photos look so funny. It must be my Selfie Shtick."
"[Dark] What is black on the bottom and white on top? Society."
"Yearly reminder: unless you're over 60, you weren't promised flying cars. You were promised an oppressive cyberpunk dystopia. Here you go."
"If you get a divorce in Arkansas... ... is she still your sister?"
"Does the circle of life... become a sphere in 3D?"
"So i was sitting on the bus... ... next to this really hot Thai girl and i thought to myself, ""Please don't get an erection. Please don't get an erection."" ...But she did."
"Pirate, land lubber Yarrrr, Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident? For they are always on shore..."
"Did you hear about the man who got sick at the airport? It was a terminal illness."
"I told my girlfriend that brown rice was just white rice with a criminal record... ...she called me a riceist"