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Joke of the Day

"I got stung by a bee the other day..... 15 for a jar of honey!"

"3 Jews walk into a bar... Just kidding it was a gas chamber"

"The first Olympic sailing results are in England has taken gold, France has taken silver and Somalia has taken the boat."

"""Hey, mate, rumors have it that you won a car in a lottery, wanna hang out sometimes?"" ""Yeah, it's mostly true, except it was a house, not a car. And poker, not lottery. And lost, not won""."

"For some reason, the Disney movie ""101 Dalmatians"" was much more popular than it's sequel ""Picking up Dog Shit for Eternity."""

"Why was the geologist hungry? He had a large Apatite."

"Jack LaLanne died two years ago and he's still in better shape than I am."

"Ladies, they're called ""Skinny Jeans."" Not ""Makes You Skinny Jeans."""

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff... Ba-Dumm-Tss"

"Auto correct makes me say things I didn't Nintendo."