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Joke of the Day
"Why are all female moths lesbians? They aren't attracted to moth balls."
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"I got dumped by the personal trainer I was dating. When I asked why, she said we just weren't working out."
"I didn't see you at the camouflage competition private. ""THANK YOU, SIR"""
"Whenever I test drive a car and the Salesman decides to come along, I lock the doors lock eyes and say ""We ride together, we Die together."""
"They say the heart is the most resilient organ... it can really take a beating."
"Whats the last thing that went through Sally's mind after jumping from a skyscraper? Her ankles."
"What are a psychoanalysts first words to a suicide bomber? ""What makes you tick?"""
"*arouses suspicion* Suspicion: I have a boyfriend. But c'mere."
"Do you wanna play the rape game? ""no?"" Well that's the spirit!"
"Mum are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin"