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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl, are you a Marxist revolutionary? Cos I'd like you to seize control of my means of production."

"It's just a flesh wound... *looks down at hibachi knives I just pretended I was Master Chef with* *looks at bystander I just chop chopped*"

"Donald Trump, for the first time in his life, he goes and applies for a job And gets the position of President of the US"

"They say Curiosity killed the cat Why there was a cat on Mars we'll never know."

"Whoever coined the phrase ""Quiet as a mouse"" has never stepped on one."

"Any good jokes involving an Armadillo, a banana and a grandmother? Just checking how creative the Humorists in Reddit are."

"Hamlet, but starring a pig. We call it: Hamlet. Let me explain"

"Did you hear about the man who got his entire left side cut off? Don't worry, he's allright now."

"Why do people from Istanbul always swim? Because they're constant in a pool."

"My name should just be man1012... because I have no D. (according to a YT commenter)"