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Joke of the Day

"I can't wait till I have kids so I can drive slowly past McDonalds and tell them there's food at home when they ask for some.."

"What's a 69er got in common with the mafia ? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"A girl just messaged me ""helpmyspacebarisntworkingcouldyoupleaseguvemeanalternative?"" Does anybody know what ternative means?"

"What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost? Pair-a-normal investigators."

"The Cleveland Browns Thats it"

"A jewish man with a boner runs into a wall He broke his nose"

"My dream is to become the first smart person to be interviewed by a newscaster live at a scene."

"People should look like their personalities."

"Joke 2 - What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork? Princess Arielephant"

"What do you call the sweat on your balls after sex with your cousin? Relative humidity."