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Joke of the Day

"How do you annoy a Redditor? [deleted]"

"A girl told me she'd only date me if I had a six-pack How can I get beer if I'm under 21?"

"Dumb number jokes: What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt."

"I spilled spot eraser on my dog... Now he's gone."

"I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy."

"Why do women sound like they're having an orgasm when they play tennis? And why does my mother play Tennis in her bedroom?"

"How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.."

"Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup? Because his family had stock in the company."

"How come anteaters never get sick? Because they're full of antibodies!"

"Thanks to Bruce Jenner, they're changing the name of the male-to-female sex change surgery. They're now going to call it the Dick-Off-A-Lon."