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Joke of the Day
"Fist bumping high fives since 94'"
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"[me, leaving a funeral] That was fantastic. Let's do this again sometime."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar One deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""
"One day I'm going to cure blindness... You'll see. You'll all see!"
"Football players, basketball players and soccer players all play with balls. How come my girlfriend refuses to."
"Sometimes you have to cook ur own food and jerk off in front of your girl to show her that she can be replaced."
"What is the most dangerous thing in america ? Ans: Nigger with a library card"
"Just skipped past a quote from Gandhi on Instagram to ""like"" a photo of a hot dog."
"""Mommy does Barbie come with Ken?"" ""No sweetie, Barbie comes with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken"""
"""President Clinton, can you respond to rumors of renewed infidelity?"" The only woman in my life is my darling *squints at notecard* Hitlery"