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Joke of the Day

"[Cops have a warrant for my arrest] Cops: you're coming with us! *Plays the Benny Hill theme on my phone & runs away* Foot chase ensues."

"I believe we should all pay our taxes with a smile I tried, but they wanted cash"

"What did the racist ghost say? Wight Power!"

"Prostitutes are like the Elves from Lord of the Rings When you know them well enough they tell you their true name"

"How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner."

"What do you call a rape in the military? A flashbang."

"My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort."

"How can a male get a maid for free? He gets married."

"What does a fecalpheliac ghost say? POO!"

"What's worse than being 32 being turdy too"