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Joke of the Day
"is Kristen Stewart a Vulcan"
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"*approaches woman in club* Me: Would you like to dance? Her: Sure. Me: While you're dancing can I sit in your chair? I'm really tired."
"What do you call a masterbating cow? Beef stroganoff"
"Why do Christians like Swiss cheese? It's holey."
"It takes 10,000 hours to be really good at something. It's really easy being poor now."
"Every time I have a big bowel movement I say thank you to my digestive system. For putting up with my shit."
"Halle is the only Blackberry I'd pay money for."
"why do women fake orgasms? because they think men care."
"Scientists are cloning John Lennon.. What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons? Imagine all the people.."
"I call bullshit on red wine reducing fat. If there was any truth to that, I'd resemble a crack addict."