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Joke of the Day
"Why do Christians like Swiss cheese? It's holey."
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"What do you call a group of rabbits backing up? A Receding hairline"
"After eating Thanksgiving at my house, my friends are always asking me how I prepare the turkey... ...easy, I tell the bird he is going to die."
"Damn girl, are you Reddit? Cus you repeat the same stupid shit over and ov-- Aww shit........."
"I wish that people who hear me sing could hear how awesome I sound in my head instead of how I actually sound."
"I have new strategy for getting my wife to have sex with me... When we are in bed I just talk and talk until she has sex with me just to shut me up. I call it filibusting a nut."
"What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant!"
"Reportedly, Bill Gates filed for trademarks on iCrosoft, iNdows & iHateSteveJobs today. Then, he wiped his ass with a bazillion dollar bill."
"I think I may be allergic to women everytime they touch my penis the damn thing just swells up like crazy."
"Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car? It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands."