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Joke of the Day

"I call bullshit on red wine reducing fat. If there was any truth to that, I'd resemble a crack addict."

"What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!"

"What did the casket say to the sick casket? Are you coffin?"

"There were two flies sitting on a toilet seat... one got pissed off."

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over Me: Idk, but could you move this along? I've had too much to drink and I really need to pee."

"My Russian friend came to visit me Vladislav? Baby Don't Hurt Me...."

"What do you have to bring if you visit r/nsfw_gifs? Giffy Lube."

"Being a grown up is throwing something at the trash can, missing, then actually going over and picking it back up."

"Why did the banjo player get into heaven? The devil has standards."

"[offensive] what do you call a white outlet White power"