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Joke of the Day

"Scientists are cloning John Lennon.. What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons? Imagine all the people.."

"Never argue with somebody legally blind about spear fighting... they can hardly see your point."

"[invasion] *aircrafts dropping from the sky *explosions everywhere *mass hysteria Me scrolling phone: Where was that alien invader gif?"

"Old ladies are not as fucking helpful as they think they are."

"I get so angry when I hear about children being abused/named ""Jaden."""

"When a woman asks me how long I can last in bed I tell her it depends on how long someone brings me food and water but probably years."

"You know why most americans love minions so much? Because they resemble Twinkies.."

"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/askscience question? [deleted]"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted"

"Everyone enjoys blonde jokes. Except blondes, they don't get it."