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"Halle is the only Blackberry I'd pay money for."
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"With his comedy career basically ruined, Bill Cosby can finally pursue another dream of his... ...coaching at Penn State"
"Hitler was the worst track runner he couldn't even finish one race"
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in three years... I don't have 2020 vision!"
"Two men are pissing off a bridge. ""Water's cold"" says one. ""And deep."" says the other."
"A guy walks into a building with his boss. Ouch. You'd think that at least one of them should have seen it. EDIT: A twist on the classic ""a guy walks into a bar"" joke."
"Freshmen girls... I keep getting older, but they stay the same age. Wooderson, *Dazed and Confused*"
"Just installed an egg cannon on the hood of my car. Flipping people off and cursing at them just doesn't satisfy me anymore."
"A hotdog and a hamburger are haveing a pooping contest... The hamburger is winning. In order to ketchup, the hotdog mustard."
"I always smoke after sex. I've quit now for 16 years."