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Joke of the Day
"why do women fake orgasms? because they think men care."
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"Where did the man with an undecorated yard put his spare change? His Hedge Fund."
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Christopher Reeves in a house fire."
"We've secretly replaced the G with a K on this bottle of Jergens. Let's see if he notices."
"This Facebook is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account."
"What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together? Jackaloping"
"What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed? There's 21 of them"
"I'm so old that I was the tv remote when I was a kid"
"Why did the amoeba flunk the math test? Because it multiplied by dividing."
"""Calm down"" I suggested. ""WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M NOT CALM?"" she carved in the side of my truck."