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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a masterbating cow? Beef stroganoff"
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"Yo mama so poor [21st Century Update] she still has her daddy genitals"
"Do you think Jesus described his hair color as light blonde or summer wheat?"
"You call it lightning. I call it targeted airstrikes."
"Why is Paula Deen's restaurant called ""Paula Deen's Kitchen""? Because the name ""White Castle"" was already taken"
"Nothing more awkward than singing happy birthday to a person whose name you don't know."
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair."
"Are you afraid of the dark? Just sing the opening line to ""The Sound of Silence."" Darkness will feel like you're being clingy and leave the room."
"GOP threatens to shutdown government unless Obama changes color of skin."
"My friend's spreading rumours about me being schizophrenic. Well, three can play at that game."