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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who bought a ring for his under age fiance? Apparently he went to Jared's."

"What's the most fucked up joke you know that is not racist in any way? Lemme have it."

"High cholesterol food will always have a special place in my heart."

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out."

"What would it take for the Beatles to get back together again? Three more bullets"

"Holland break FIFA rules by accidentally scoring against Brazil"

"Money can buy happiness. Give me 100 million dollars and I'll prove it to you."

"What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice? Urine for a surprise. ^^^^^sorry"

"I imagine Hell is just a place where you watch a montage of people's hands you've shook that didn't wash them after they used the bathroom."

"You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game? It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots."