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Joke of the Day
"What would it take for the Beatles to get back together again? Three more bullets"
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"What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't Helium, Barium."
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio Furniture"
"I could tell you a Chemistry joke .....but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction"
"The scientist a scientist went to a remote island with a dog in order to teach his speaking. Three years later, the scientist returns, and is asked about his experiment; he replied ""woof, woof, woof"""
"I'm a practicing Catholic But I'm not ready to go pro just yet."
"Oh, you wash your clothes each time you wear them? Well la de da, your majesty."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"Just dropped my new single it's me i'm single"
"Happiness is like peeing in your pants ...everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."