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Joke of the Day

"Money can buy happiness. Give me 100 million dollars and I'll prove it to you."

"I want to make a movie where RoboCop gets laid off due to budget cuts and has to work at a Waffle House."

"Here's a joke I saw on the internet recently that I think we can all relate to http://i.imgur.com/ijAmlhi.png"

"I'm a morning person. Then, around noon, I turn into a horse."

"In a recent blind taste test, a bunch of shit got spilled all over the place."

"What are 3 things you can't give a black man? A fat lip, A black eye and, a job. I had too.."

"Cowboys would still be alive today if they hadn't shot all of their spare bullets in the air after winning one gunfight."

"An art museum robber is caught when he tries to get away.... A reporter asks him what went wrong with the robbery. He answers "" I didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

"Stormtrooper 1: You ever think that maybe we're with the bad guys? Stormtrooper 2: Nah, lets just head back to the Death St... to the ship."

"I am Poliachi Man laughs, roll on snare drum"