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Joke of the Day

"High cholesterol food will always have a special place in my heart."

"When a clock is hungry... ...it goes back four seconds."

"Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says ""Hold still Abdul it might be sand."""

"What is the difference between a teacher and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four..."

"Why did the psychic get fired? Because she didn't see it coming."

"[alarm clock goes off] ok it's happening again it's a day and it's here again *googling* day again why how to unsubscribe days"

"Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !"

"My cat knocked my phone into the toilet so now I have to shop for a new cat."

"History exam Today during history exam, I got a question about the Spanish Inquisition. I wasn't expecting that."

"How does a man see things from woman's point of view? By looking out the kitchen window."