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Joke of the Day

"You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game? It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots."

"What goes ""oh oh oh""? Santa walking backwards."

"I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to give a shout out to all the national and local women as well."

"What was the difference between C# and VB About 6 months."

"have you ever had Ethiopian food? neither have they!"

"Saw a grown man riding down the street on a BMX. I yelled what does BMX stand for? He replied ""DUI""."

"How did the blond chip her tooth? With her vibrator"

"CASHIER: is there anything else I can help you with? ME: *pulls out my trigonometry homework from 1995* yes, yes there is"

"What's got six legs and can fly long distances ? Three swallows !"

"Meeting friends for dinner. Can't find my phone so I'm bringing along a TV remote to stare at."