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Joke of the Day

"What's the most fucked up joke you know that is not racist in any way? Lemme have it."

"I'm old enough to remember when having a long cord on the home phone was privacy."

"Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy? Just kidding he did"

"I quietly left my job as a set designer... I didn't want to make a scene."

"The primary function of a necktie is to show the direction of a man's brain."

"OOO! XOX. XXX!! - Reviews for ""TicTacToe, The Movie"""

"How do telepaths have an orgasm? They get their mind blown"

"How did the hipster got his tongue burnt? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"The STAR WARS super agressive marketing will probably change the name of Easter to ""The Christ Awakens"""

"The Mrs recognizes my ""tell"" when I've seen an attractive woman: my eyes pop 4 inches out of their sockets and I make a loud ""A-OOGA"" noise."