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Joke of the Day
"What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice? Urine for a surprise. ^^^^^sorry"
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"Why do Baptists have so many children? They only use holy condoms."
"The Doctor was puzzled ""I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble Mahoney. I think it must be drink. "" ""Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley I'll come back when you're sober."""
"Stranger: nice to meet you Me: give it time"
"""You never say you love me,"" wept my girlfriend. I walked up to her and said, ""You love me."""
"What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution? Tsar Wars"
"Friend: Hey guess what? Me: What? Friend: No, guess! Me: I don't need this friendship that bad."
"What goes, ""Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."" ? An Amish drive-by shooting."
"Accidentally called 911 Set my house on fire to not look stupid."
"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial."