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Joke of the Day

"Holland break FIFA rules by accidentally scoring against Brazil"

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT! WHY THE F*CK WOULD SOMEBODY BREAK INTO A HOUSE JUST TO STEAL A REMOTE CON-Never mind, I found it."

"I'm going as president Obama for Halloween this year. I'll tell you you're getting different candy, but it will be the same candy from last year."

"What does an Internet frog say? Reddit Reddit"

"What happened to the tasty noun? Verbatim."

"Joke Who will always be the #1 ranked father and son of all time? God"

"Do you know what a 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."

"Two Goldfish are in a Tank One turns to the other and says.. ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"What do you call an amputee that can't answer riddles? Stumped"

"Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime? He wanted to have some stage presents."