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Joke of the Day

"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. J.k, rolling."

"I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca... Today some guy on the street kept screaming at me to ""be ready for the alpaca lips"""

"How to win an argument. 1. Have a vagina. 2. That's it. 3. You win. 4. Congratulations."

"I tried dropping the Google Maps human icon in North Korea... and he jumped back into his original position out of fear."

"Lady pulled away with the gas pump still in her car and I was like OMG who's your dealer?"

"what do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat!!"

"You might Be a redneck if..... Your bananas and your wife have the same amount of bruises"

"Shoutout to the dozens of people still trying to make Google+ a thing!"

"I knew my wife was having a bad day when she put her tampon behind her ear and couldn't find her cigarette."

"Can anyone help me. I don't know where to park my boat and all the other captains are making fun of me. im under alot of pier pressure!"