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Joke of the Day

"I tried dropping the Google Maps human icon in North Korea... and he jumped back into his original position out of fear."

"Why do pigs never recover from illness ? Because you have to kill them before you cure them !"

"What do cows like to put on their hot dogs? moostard"

"Why did the lizard take viagra? He suffered from a reptile disfunction."

"I just had to clean all the windows in my house. What a pane in the glass that was."

"Effective immediately, the navy is only conscripting non-swimmers. They defend the ships much more eagerly. Edit: an adverb."

"How do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it"

"Been married so long it's almost like a first date. Husband is always wondering if he's even gonna make it to 1st base."

"What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French? A francophony"

"It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup."