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Joke of the Day

"Thinking about starting an independent pharmacy called ""Netflix and Pills"". Quality patient care with 24/7 Netflix while you wait. Thoughts?"

"My favorite element is Helium I can't speak highly enough of it"

"You wanna hear a disappointing joke with an anticlimactic punchline? Okay."

"Thanks honey for rolling over at 3am and telling me I should get some sleep.In my insomnia stupor that hadn't crossed my mind."

"There are 10 types of people in the world... Those that can read binary and those that can't."

"Wanted to be a Karmania?! it is so much easy to have comment karmas than having 1 simple link karma"

"What do you call someone who pretends to work in a victorias secret? A panty-mime"

"Trump: Do you wanna build a snowman? Elsa: Who will pay for this snowman? Trump: Ok byeee "

"Five Star Hangover Judging from the bar receipts, ATM withdraws, hand stamps, and the vomit in my car, I'm pretty sure that I'm a ball of fun when I black out on Saturday night."

"Alcohol and calculus don't mix... ...never drink and derive."