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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat!!"
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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon."
"You guys, The Hunger Games movie is distracting us from reality- which is, of course, The Hunger Games."
"Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!"
"Book nerds all be like.. 420 blaze it? More like, 451 BLAZE IT! .... On second thoughts, this is probably why I have no friends"
"Heard a giant Indian guy sing with the most beautiful voice in the world. Turns out it was actually Dalip Singh"
"Geometry is like Jersey Shore Allways tanning, sinning, and consigning contracts."
"Here's a good one The 2016 political race."
"Life hack : Receive a wide assortment of yellow, orange, pink and red envelopes, free of charge, simply by not paying your bills."
"Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour of course."