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Joke of the Day
"You might Be a redneck if..... Your bananas and your wife have the same amount of bruises"
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"never trust a business that uses Papyrus font"
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"What idiot called them atheists instead of non-parishables?"
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"Knock Knock..... Whos there?? 9x11 9x11 Who?? 9x11 paper fight... I came up with this is a fit of insanity from sleep deprivation, so just laugh at it."
"Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can't see that it says: ""This one has insurance. Don't kill him."""
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