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Joke of the Day

"How to win an argument. 1. Have a vagina. 2. That's it. 3. You win. 4. Congratulations."

"Ever hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither did he."

"How do cows talk to each other? They cowmoonicate."

"News:""a black bear hovered over a convenience store in central Florida for more than seven hours..."" They have hover bears? jealous again"

"A banker broke up with his girlfriend... He lost interest."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and freezer? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it."

"Adding Blonde Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"'I just call it like I see it...' -People giving their unsolicited opinion about their unsolicited opinions."

"[offensive] jews KNOCK KNOCK Who's there Nazi Nazi who? Who killed the jews? Natz me."

"The TV remote, the G-spot and black dads. Some things are just made not to be found."