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Joke of the Day
"Why is Klezmer music so addictive? Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!"
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"Have you heard the one about the midget fortune teller that robbed a McDonalds? The papers the next day read, ""SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"""
"Mom, what's a Kardashian? It's what a midget can't see over when in the driver's seat. Just kidding, dear. It means whore."
"*Dive rolls across the room naked Her- Why don't you just buy curtains?"
"Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken!"
"""I want frog legs."" -Fancy restaurant order or the coolest plastic surgery request ever"
"""Dave's coming for dinner tonight."" ""Dave from work or Dave who misquotes Disney...?"" [from outside] ""...hakuna banana."""
"Mexican Magician The Mexican Magician says ""I will disappear at the count of three. Uno, dos..."" *POOF* And just like that, he disappeared without a tres."
"What's E.T. short for? He's only got small legs."
"What side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside."