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Joke of the Day

"Mexican Magician The Mexican Magician says ""I will disappear at the count of three. Uno, dos..."" *POOF* And just like that, he disappeared without a tres."

"Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense."

"Here's a good one The 2016 political race."

"The Point of A Conference Call A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say ""bye"" 300 times."

"Why is ""Dick"" short for Richard Genes"

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty good."

"Tell my WiFi love her."

"Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a ""violent"" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?"

"Beyonce: Ok now ladies let's get in formation. Ladies: Information about what? Beyonce: Dammit, ladies, we went over this."

"When my time comes, I'd like to die nice and peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather... But not screaming in terror like his passengers."