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Joke of the Day
"Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken!"
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"What is the definition of a farmer!? Someone who is out-standing in his field!"
"furniture disease i just got home from the doctor's and i have really bad news. turns out i have the furniture disease. its where your chest hangs down past your drawers"
"Spice up your Facebook timeline when someone's status turns to ""It's complicated"" by posting ""thanks for last night"" underneath it."
"The technology behind whiteboards is remarkable."
"A row machine that actually moves around the gym."
"[turns to buddy just before bar fight] ""I'll take the guy with the glasses, you take the guy dressed as a ninja"""
"What do you call a Native American with psoriasis? Apache Indian"
"Two television sets got married. The wedding was boring, but the reception was beautiful."
"What is Dracula's pornstar name? Vlad the Impaler"