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Joke of the Day

"Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't a chicken!"

"What is the difference between a lesbian and a wheat thin? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker."

"Ain't no party like a Neal Brennan party cuz Neal Brennan quietly resents you for making a mess."

"My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony I was born ready."

"The new strip club's sign said 'open to the public'. Until my friends stole the L."

"America! Where we celebrate mediocrity! 15 year olds should not be praised for losing 50 pounds while still being 300 plus..."

"Look at you, putting your bag of popcorn into a bowl like the Queen of England."

"What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad."

"I was at this party the other day and saw.... that there was no punchline."

"Bend over and take it like a taxpayer."