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Joke of the Day

"""Dave's coming for dinner tonight."" ""Dave from work or Dave who misquotes Disney...?"" [from outside] ""...hakuna banana."""

"Humour is of two types below the belt and above the forehead."

"If I got 50p for every time I failed a maths test I'd have about 6.30 by now"

"What do call an old man that asks questions? Pop Quiz"

"what's common between a puppy and a good book ? both are easy to pick up but hard to put down"

"What is Kim Jong Un's favourite video game? Duke Nukem."

"Just had a fart that sounded like an un-oiled door opening slowly. Made the dog bark."

"I have been living with a beautiful girl for the last 2 months. Last week she found out.."

"You know Michael Jackson had a pro baseball contract? Unfortunately he never made it out of the minors and into the bigs."

"A few redditors wake up in hell. A few less reposts."