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Joke of the Day

"What side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside."

"What does a moped and a fat lady have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was good, but the RECEPTION was great!"

"I woke up this morning to the maid beating on my door So I finally let her out."

"Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!"

"Welcome to the dark side. We have.... Well, we can't see what we have. It's dark."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill."

"Kosher Sausages I bought some, does anyone else's miss a little bit of skin at the top?"

"""Pop star, Justin Bieber, was charged with DUI, driving with an expired license and resisting arrest."" Britney Spears whispers, ""Amateur."""

"The tabloids would have a field day if Billy Joel ever actually started a fire."