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Joke of the Day

"What side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside."

"Have you heard about the new up and coming racially biased dice game? They're calling it nazi"

"Why is the dyslexic afraid of Christmas? Because that's when Satan comes."

"Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo? Because 0 1 2"

"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? 2"

"I'm glad we evolved from apes. If we evolved from chameleons, we'd constantly be walking into each other."

"God: [returning from year-long sabbatical] So, how's 2016 been? Did you cope OK? Intern who was left in charge: [looks awkward] Yep. Fine."

"What kind of bees give you milk Boobies"

"Every Saturday is like an episode of CSI... I have to figure out where I was, what I did, and who I did!"

"What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!"