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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the one about the midget fortune teller that robbed a McDonalds? The papers the next day read, ""SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE"""

"How is American beer similar to having sex in a canoe? It's fucking close to water. (A Canadian just told me this joke)"

"Bloody FedEx... I've been waiting all day for my punchline"

"Why should you never trust a noodle? Because they're in-pastas."

"""I smell carrots. Do you smell carrots? 'cause I smell carrots..."" ~ Snowmen."

"What's the difference between Indians and Pakistanis? When a Pakistani has a red dot on his forehead it means he has about two seconds to live."

"Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely."

"Why doesn't germaphobes masterbate ? Because they don't like all the germs that come with it."

"Yeah? Well the Bible also tells us that abstinence isn't 100% effective, Mary."

"Why don't people in Kuwait know who Obama is? Because they've been living under Iraq."