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Joke of the Day

"Mom, what's a Kardashian? It's what a midget can't see over when in the driver's seat. Just kidding, dear. It means whore."

"Some people say telling a joke about chavs is as bad as racism Nonsense chavs aren't a race. They're a subspecies"

"If you marry a woman in Tennessee, but divorce her in Kentucky... ... is she still your sister?"

"My dogs are barking a lot lately but I think it is because their performance appraisals are coming up"

"Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering? Because they can't put their finger on it."

"What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies? I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!"

"What is the wettest animal in the world? A Rain Deer."

"How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish? Clickbait."

"I ordered a horse from a rancher, but got a mule. Seems he half-assed it..."

"If the band Toto, drummer Tommy Lee & singer Marvin Gaye ever got together and made an album... ...I'm pretty it would be Toto Lee Gaye."